When I was younger, I swore that I never dye my hair but now I realize that blonds really do have more fun.

I swore I would never buy Mrs. Smiths pies but now I think they taste like homemade.

I swore that I wouldn't put the heat on when it is 70degrees but we are having a cold snap here in FL.

I swore I would never tell my sons to call me more but they should call me more.

I thought I wouldn't spoil my grandchildren but what are grandchildren for if not to spoil.

I hated it when my mother would close the drapes instead of letting in the sunshine but now I understand. You don't see the dust bunnies if the drapes are pulled.

I swore I would never wear clothes too young for me but I am young, just in an old body.

I am more like my mother everyday. I guess I am getting older but I refuse to grow up.