Hussy Pledge

                                           Friend,

          When you are sad...I will help you plot revenge against the

                            sorry bastard who made you sad.

          When you are blue.... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

          When you smile...I'll know you got laid.

          When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get

          When you are worried..... I will tell you horrible stories about

                   how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

          When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to you.

          When you are sick... stay away from me until you're well again.

                             I don't what whatever you have.

          When you fall....I will point and laugh at your clumsy behind.

                        This is my oath... I pledge 'til the end.

                     Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

by: Granny Vol