Hello! My Name is Queen Margaret (Queen Bling Bling). My first time, I don't know really just what I am doing, but, it seems to be working. I am looking forward to meeting and having fun chatting with other Red Hatters.

When I am an old woman, I shall were purple with a big red hat that doesn't match any of my clothes.       I'll put rhinestones on everything I own and sparkle like a queen. I'll eat godiva chocolate and gobble jelly beans. Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip. I'll pick the flowers from my neighbors yard and then I'll learn to spit!

Cause I'm a Red Hat Woman, I'll keep my Christmas tree and lights on on my porch all year long. I'll spend my pension on Brandy and Crystal Tiaras. So here's to all my Red Hat Sisters. Cheers!

Our Royal Titles, now they are real nice, and I can buy a fine Red Hat in a thrift store half price, and still look sexy, sexy sexy, just as cute as can be. I don't need a designer tag to make my man want me. You might think I an trashy, a little to hard core, no, I am a member of the society that wears purple for armor.

I'm a Red Hat Woman!